Spare Parts — Introducing Brandii

'Brandii’s day was getting worse as it went on. Her hairdryer had burnt out, she had stubbed her toe on the leg of the bed, and now the batteries had gone in her vibrator. The final straw came when she laddered her last pair of stockings. It wasn’t ideal at the best of times, of course, but on a Saturday, her busiest day, it was cataclysmic. Her one saving grace was that her next client wasn’t due for another two hours, which gave her plenty of time to sort herself out. The client was a regular who simply booked himself in as Mr X, but she knew who he was, so much so that she had given him a nickname. The Naked Accountant was heavily into S&M, among various other ‘left-field’ activities. She had given him that moniker because he looked like an accountant. He always turned up in a black suit, white shirt, and black tie. He wore highly polished black shoes with a black leather briefcase clamped under his arm. Brandii liked him, though, he was always so polite, and it was easy money too; and that was almost certainly the best kind. You couldn’t beat it, although she regularly beat him.'

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